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Hi I'm obsessed with giraffes

a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

Favorite everything » Achievement Hunter

↳ Just me, a block of dirt, and a cavern of danger.


She’s here to kick ass.

She’s here to kick ass.

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

Who the hell is Bucky?

flamingno:

i can’t believe there’s finally a wikipedia article about me

flamingno:

i can’t believe there’s finally a wikipedia article about me

obsession-is-wholocked:

whatamievendoingwithmyblog:

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.  

I feel like this basically summarises our culture.

this is the exact same way we fight agents bullying too

I have ‘sticks and stone will break my bones but words will never hurt me… yeah right’ posters every were 

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

phanteezers:

remember that one time

phanteezers:

remember that one time

autumnlesterhowell:

summers coming
you know what that means

bugs