Spring Time Yay

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stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit

X

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[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

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when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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wiitangclan:

shout out to milk for being there when nobody else was

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poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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