Hi I'm obsessed with giraffes
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, REPORT IT TO THE POLICE.
HIS NAME IS STEPHEN EUGENE BECK AND HE IS WANTED FOR DOZENS OF COUNTS OF CHILD RAPE AND MOLESTATION. HE IS WANTED IN TENNESSEE BUT POLICE BELIEVE HE HAS FLED TO KENTUCKY. PLEASE CALL THE LOCAL POLICE OR 1-859-253-2020 IF YOU SPOT HIM. ALSO, PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN SAFE. THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE PUT IN JAIL FOR WHAT HE’S DONE.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
A skeleton of a mother, and her baby, who both died during her pregnancy.
this is so fucking cool
how on earth is this cool this is literally the remains of a mother and a child she never even got to see. have some respect smh
its cool because its an intact skeleton within an intact skeleton. sad sure, but still cool, get off the pedestal.
this is actually pretty neat.
"Lucky thing we’re allies, right?”
perks of being short
ur automatically cute by default
very portable, people carry u places
rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
u cant reach anything
not so rad nicknames
people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
u can reach things
u can boop people on their head
u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
ur basically a portable landmark
people use u to hide from the sun
u can’t hide from anyone